THIS IS THE TRANSCRIPT.
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Vrrrm zzzt
Click
Click
CLICK…
Bright: “What… is that supposed to mean…?”
No Cheating No Cheating Cheater!
Monitor: “BOO!!!”
Bright and ???: “AAAAAAAAA!!”
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*WAVE*
THWAK!
Bright: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
CRASH! BANG THUD KLANK BAM.
Atom Split: “Don’t look”
Short Circuit: “Hey!”
Several moments of carnage later…
Security Drone: zzt “Security! Reinforcements!”
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Alpha Bot: *Crash* “HALT, CRIMINAL SCUMBAG!”
Fisherpon: “Really, guys?”
Mr. Fluffers: “You programmed it to say THAT of all things?!”
Santalestia: “Yep!”
Trollestia: “I helped!”
Alpha Bot: “ASSESSING PRIMARY TARGET, BRIGHT… IMMEDIATE THREAT… Undetected. Little force required.”
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Alpha Bot Hud Status: 10101110 10101111 1000110 11111111 11111110 “Weapon. Brittle. Body structure. Fit. DNA…. *Indecipherable symbols*”
Alpha Bot: “Pleas drop the weapon. You might hurt yourself.”
Bright: “Are you implying that I’m… WEAK?!?!”
HEADBUTT.
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Blight: “Oh, my… The VDH is impressive, to say the least… I guess that I’d better…”
Monitor: “Welcome, Blight…”
*CRASH*
BANG BANG BANG
Bright: “ONE… TWO… THREE!”
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Bright: “LET’S FINISH THIS…”
Alpha Bot: zrrt
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Bright: “NEVER… Call me WEAK… EVER… BLIGHT.”
Blight: “BRIGHT.”
Monitor: “Yes. YES. Kill each other. I’ll be rid of two ponies who do nothing but wreck me, inside and out…”
TO BE CONTINUED.
THIS IS THE TRANSCRIPT.
PAGE 1:
Monitor: *Vrrr* “Attention, Bright… Oh, my, um… Guests were allowed into FIP suites, it is fine. But, I am here to inform you that… You are to proceed to the casino. Orion, too.”
PAGE 2:
Monitor: zzzztt “Please feel free to freshen up first. 30 minutes ~ You’re gonna need it…”
Bright: “30 Minutes… you thinkin’..?”
Orion: “I have morning wood. Of course I am ~”
Blight: “I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING ME. <3”
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zzzzzzzttt
*EXPLOSION*
A mile away…
Blight: “Never spy on a mare… This is stupid… I can’t believe they left me… They will soon regret it. As soon as I’ve had my way with the ‘DOCTOR’.”
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Monitor: “Really, Blight… You may have destroyed the monitoring screens… But that does nothing if you let live the… MONITOR.”
PAGE 5:
zzzt
Blight: “I can see the hotel…”
???: “EH HEM!”
Blight: “I thought I got rid of you…”
Monitor: “Pffsh, Please. Anyway… You’re late. Now, please trot into the hotel’s casino and play some SLOTS. IMMEDIATELY.”
Blight: “Yes… ser…”
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Meanwhile… With Bright. (and no Chimera) (Penis) (tee hee)
Squirrel Dash: “Fuck”
Bright: COME ON OUT, COWARDS.
Earlier that day…
VDC: DAY 3
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Bright: “Da Fuq is dis… WHAT IS SLOTS ANYWAY?!”
Brummbar: “All you do ist pull ein leve, Liebchen…”
Bright: “That’s IT?!?!”
SNAP
???: “kekeke”
TRANSCRIPT FROM HELL AND BACK AGAIN DOUBLE MOBIUS REACH AROUND GO.
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Blight: “Who suddenly made you someone of importance?”
Mousa: “Just chill, please.”
Trixie: Thinking “Incessant squabbling…”
Bright: “This is NOT how I wanted this cruise to go, AT ALL. Blight, you meanie.
Suddenly, almost everyone instantly hates Blight. The way it should be.
Blight: “…… BUCK.”
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Heart Scape: “Hey, just ignore her…”
Bright: “You guys don’t mind her…?”
Wing Ace: “Hey, if she becomes too much of a problem, I’ll take care of her.”
Heart Scape: “Well, not so drastic as that.”
Blight: “WAT”
Fabrizio: “What exactly is going on with you ponies?”
Discord Whooves: “Oh, Wing Ace, I’ll gladly “take care of” her~”
Bright: “I’m going to barf…”
Blight: Earboner. This turn of events pleases Blight. “I’m going to ride that stallion dry tonight. In that house. AND WRECK HIM.”
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Blight: “Come now, Doctor, just “Take care” of me and nothing more? Besides, I want to “take care” of you in so many ways. We just need to get away from THEM. And I’ll need help in getting rid of a certain PEST.”
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Bright: “SKAAAAAAAAAAANK.”
Page 15:
Bright: “Doctor, wouldn’t you like a more energetic mare, like myself?”
Blight: “I’M ENERGETIC!!!!”
Discord Whooves: “Am I in Heaven?!”
Sanctum: “Hey, you lovebirds, everyone is going in. I suggest you get moving…”
Cutie Pie: “Mr. Whooves, would you go into the House with me?”
Discord Whooves: “Cutie Pie, I have… things I have to… Actually, never mind.” Thinks “Mares might be more attracted to a stallion with a soft spot for kids.”
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Bright: “TEE HEE. There go your chances with Doc Hotty~”
SEVERAL MOMENTS LATER
Bright: “Those statues were SCARY…”
Blight: “They were hideous abominations…”
Bright: “I think I wet myself…”
Blight: “…”
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Blight: “You know what. I don’t care any more. PISS ALL OVER YOURSELF. I am DONE. Hee Hee. Buck you. Buck your running from statues. Buck you ruining my chances with the Doctor. AND BUCK YOU for separating us from the group. FINALLY, BUCK THIS STUPID THING.” Insert maniacal cackling here please.
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Blight: “Have fun carrying dead weight around. Now you’ll know how I feel… I suggest you go the other way. The others are looking for YOU. I am finding the Doctor. Hopefully alone, in a bed, waiting for me. Goodbye~”
Bright: Screams after dramatic facial expression.
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Orion: “There you are, Bright… woah… is that? Hey, don’t look so down. Umm, what happened…?”
Bright: “S-She called me dead weight and cut her own limb off to get away from me…”
Orion: “Hey, don’t worry. She was a bit of a drama queen any way. Better that she isn’t stuck to you… Come on, the other are waiting.”
Sanctum: “Hey, Orion, you found Bright!”
Silly Hat: “Nice of you to join us.”
Film Reel: “My camera is broke and Austere dumped Rex on me…”
Fabrizio: “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF”
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Blight: “Stupid everything. Stupid house, stupid Bright, stupid corpse… Stupid… CORPSE?!?! Santalestia, what are you planning…. More importantly… WHAT are you?!?! I have to tell the others.”
DAY 2 END
Done with Day 2 just in time to get started with Day 3. PERFECT.
Where’s that booze…
TRANSCRIPT FROM HELL AND BACK AGAIN, HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS:
Page 1:
Blight: “Oh, that was a rather rough night… Morning already…?”
*Rustling*
Blight: “Mmm? Who was so lucky to be bedded with me last night?”
Page 2:
Bright/Blight: “OH, TIA! DID WE? WE DIDN’T, DID WE?! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW…. ((Repeat as much as wanted))”
Bright/Blight: *Screaming heard in Santa’s quarters*
Blight: “THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. I am leaving post haste! You…-“
*Tug*
Blight: “What…?”
Bright: “Blight… I don’t think… Oh dear Celestia, this isn’t right…”
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Blight: “WHAT ISN’T RIGHT?!?!”
Bright: “We-We’re stuck… together…”
Blight: “Oh, PLEASE. It is just a silly toy.”
Blight: “I can easily get it off with my magic.”
Bright: “Yeah, so much for Magic… Pfft…”
Blight: “SANTA.”
Chinese Hoof Trap: “SUCK MY DICK.”
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Bright: “AAAAA, help, somepony!!! Slow down for Tia’s sake!!!”
Blight: “Santa is SO dead…”
Hawkesho: “What’s with all the commotion out here…?”
Blight: *Facehoof* “OUT OF THE WAY!!!”
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*BAM*
Blight: “SANTA!!!”
Santalestia: “Oh, hai, GURLS. You are just in time for the MEETING. Also, check out my mighty fine PLOT. SMOKIN’.”
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Flutterguy: “SANTA, WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?!?!” (( FFFFFFFF. I forgot his manly stubble/beard of awesomeness. Might go back and fix if I have time… ;A; ))
Bright: “We look like a lesbian couple, don’t we?”
Blight: “Shut the buck up before I kill you…”
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HOW SANTA SEES HER DRIVING
HOW WE SEE HER DRIVING
REALITY
Santalestia: “Fuck boating school, that shit’s for BITCHES.”
Random bystander: “MY LEG!!!”
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Santalestia: “Oh, what luck! We crashed on the Island! Everyone OUT!! <3”
Everyone: “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!” (( Ala Ragna the Bloodedge from Blaz Blu ))
Santalestia: “Listen up! You are all to remain in these designated groups and are assigned a destination. The groups are as follows…”
Page 9:
VDC: Day 2 Group 3 - Haunted House
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Bright: “You can at least TRY to have fun…”
Blight: “Still your tongue…”
Blight: “OR I’LL CUT IT OUT”
Mousa: “Woah. RUDE. NOT COOL.” (( We gotta badass over here ))
Part 1 of… I DON’T KNOW.
Do I REALLY need to post ALL the blogs in this?
YES.
But not now, after I get done with more of my Day 2.
<3
To kind of archive all posts pertaining to the Vocational Death Cruise, I have created a sub blog just for that purpose.
Now, things pertaining to Blight and Bright with their story arcs and what not are going to be reblogged to their accounts, so you may have double posts/triple posts due to this. You don’t have to follow this blog, because like I said, it is basically archiving all VDC related things of my posts.
http://vocationaldeathchimera.tumblr.com/
I am also going to put off a lot of things for right now, so if you don’t hear from me too much, it is because I am working on my VDC Day 2 entry.
Ciao ~ <3
Hee, yeah, so things probably aren’t going to be updated for a bit, okay? I hope that’s okay, this whole cruise just keeps getting crazier and crazier… You’ll see what I mean hopefully by the end of the day ~ <3
I HATE SQUIDDLES SOOOOOO MUCH. Thank goodness Flutterguy is around to handle it!
What happened to Chuck…?
Transcript:
Blight - “I can clear my mind here. Relax… Have some fun… In more ways… Than one.”
Blight - “My, my, this is going to be-“
Hawkesho - “What was that?!”
Cosmo (I think????) - “There’s something falling…”
Bristle - “A meteor?!”
Grim Reaper - “Hold on, she’s fine.”
Bright - “D-did I make it on time? I did! Woo, boat is still here! Oh, wow, plenty of ponies here… and… OH… NO…”
Chimera - “HEY! HEY!!! I HAVE YOUR TICKETS. Which is my way of saying behave… Because I got us the tickets, I could easily take them away. So, we have a deal?”
Blight - “Shoot me now… WAIT. You’re our MOD. I call shenanigans!”
Chimera - “Sounds like somepony is BUTTHURT.”
Bright - “Wait, Chimera is out mod… wat.”
Santalestia - “So glad everypony could make it. Let us have some… FUN.”
End of transcript.
First off, in order of appearance:
- Vocational Dash Cruise
- Ask The Parasprites
- Ask Money Shot
- Ask Discord Whooves
- Ask Pony Hawkesho
- Ask Bristle
- Ask The Grim Reaper
- Ask Squirrel Dash
- For Serenity
- Ask The Sparklers - Sparkler
- Just Ask Flutterguy
- Ask Santalestia
Second off.
I couldn’t colour all of it and post it in time, I apologize. I also was going to draw more contestants but for later I guess! <3
So, yeah. My Vocational Death Cruise Entrance, and the two ask blogs that I mod for’s entrances as well, all in one.
Ask Blight Pony (aka that one ((FTFY -> HUMONGOUS UGLY FAG)) BITCH)
Just gonna post the entries here, and they will reblog.
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN YOU GUYS.
<3 <3
(( I really hope this isn’t HORRIBLY late. ))
(( EDIT: Added transcript. ))
Oh, MOD. You really shouldn’t beat yourself up so much! I can’t do diddly squat but be me ‘n stuff! And OMG I LOOK SO CUTE.
Wait…
WHY THE BUCK DID YOU GET BLIGHT IN HERE ON THIS THING.
Do you hate me? Do you want everypony dead? You… I’m just… Okay.
Thanks for getting me the ticket, but sometimes you don’t think straight.
(( Part 2 of 2 ))
Hee, now that Chester knows what is going on… How am I going to get to the cruise from here…? Maybe I should have thought this through better… Oh well! I just can’t believe I got a ticket! Eeeeeeeeee~ <3
Broadway chuckled. “Believe it or not, Tourism ain’t always boomin’ here. S’why Ah take the time t’ meet everypony that comes t’ town and ensure they have a good stay - that way they’ll tell their friends, who’ll tell their friends, who’ll tell their friends, an’ eventually enough ponies’ll show up that Ah won’t have t’ greet each one that shows up!” He scooped up the cards and put them away, reaching across the table and patting her on the shoulder with a hoof.
“Don’t worry, Bright. Ah never expect everypony t’ be as interested in cards as Ah am. There is plenty of stuff fer a pony t’ enjoy in Hoss Vegas. We got other table games, clubs and concert halls, dining of all types, shows and performances, bars… Just not very many tourists!” Broadway added with a smirk. “So, what is it y’all enjoy?”
“Thanks, Broadway, that means a lot to me… I hope this place becomes full of ponies from all over the place, it does seem really nice!” She hopped up on her seat and stood proudly, gazing at her surroundings with a determined look. “I’m going to tell everypony about this place, wherever I am at, or my name isn’t Bright! Speaking of which, Bright really likes food. That sounds good right about…” Before she couldn’t finish her sentence, though, a mysterious and ominous distorting orb flickered in and out of existence before there very eyes.
It grew more and more visible until finally erupting in a blinding flash, producing a lone parcel which drifted slowly onto Bright’s lap. She looked up at Broadway, confused, before opening it and reading. “OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH, I’ve gotta go tell Chester right away! So sorry for this, but I’ve gotta go! It was very nice meeting you, and where I’m going I bet plenty of ponies will want to hear about this place and come hang out!” Bright enthusiastically shook the stallion’s hoof before trotting off at a break neck pace.
